Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Robin Hood (2010)

     As someone who has never been much of a Russell Crowe fan – I fell asleep during Gladiator (2000), only in part because I was not entertained – I sure seem to see a fair number of his films.  Not right away, not in theaters of course.  But as Crowe seldom stretches his acting muscles to give much in the way of range, there is something comforting in the known quantity he'll be.  When it came to Robin Hood (2010), Ridley Scott's unfunny and historically nightmarish depiction of the legend of the English outlaw, I figured Crowe would at least add some warmth to the role.
     Unfortunately, no amount of skilled actors can save a dreadfully written script.  It doesn't help, either, when the director manages to have all of the humor fall flat or run counter to the mood of the scene.  I cannot say that I have ever seen a professionally done project that was as unfriendly to the humor it tried to impose on scenes.  More than anything I feel bad the actors involved, but there had to be some sense on-set that the jokes were not working.  And while some humor can be saved in editing, it cannot be created there.
     Crowe's Robin Hood is one who is the descendant of a laborer who preached equality.  Fantastic.  So, much like Mel Gibson's Braveheart (1995), the is some intense desire to interject the notion of democratic reform into British history a few centuries too early.  Yes, there is the idea of standing up to tyranny and that egalitarianism being laudable, but not to the degree of not honoring the hierarchical structure of society.  Simply wanting the British to have been more Athenian isn't reason enough to fuck up the history and legends of the island.
     King John – who actually wasn't a horrible monarch until he was forced into granting rights to the English barons – is once again trotted out as some kind of sniveling incompetent. Oscar Isaac is no Nigel Terry (and certainly no Peter Ustinov) when it comes to making Prince John both a character and a caricature.  But John isn't a bad guy until he needs to become one to set the fable into motion, and by that point the movie is over.  At least he is still allowed to romp around with his father's former lover (his mother watches in this version).
     While not so bad as to be unwatchable, I certainly wouldn't recommend that anyone clear the two hours needed to get through this film.  It is an effort.  And it doesn't allow the actors to do much in terms of connecting with the audience or each other.  Why this was made, I'm not sure.  Maybe Scott thought that the movies from the 1990s were to dated, but this one already feels old.


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  2. Watch robin hood 2010 full movie free on zmovies now. For a "prequel to the Robin Hood legend," casting surly, bitter-looking actors in their 40s as Robin and Marian was the first mistake. The bigger problem, though, was the completely joyless, humorless approach to the Robin Hood story. This movie is just straight revenge porn: Richard dead right off the bat to remove any promise of better times to come, evil Frenchmen locking villagers into barns to burn them alive, gratuitous killings of sympathetic characters for no better reason than to set up a revenge scenario, etc. And don't get me started on the wooden WW2-style landing craft in the "reverse D-day" finale. The whole thing feels like a remake of Gladiator in medieval England, with characters randomly assigned names from the Robin Hood legend. The feel-bad movie of the summer. Click los movies watch movies free now.

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    The only positive thing I can say about this film is the excellent production and filming. What a melange of near incomprehensible accents! Russell Crowe - Australian, Cate Blanchett - Australian, Max von Sydow - Scandinavian. Much of the dialogue is barely intelligible. The lines spoken in French had subtitles (the only lines I could understand with my high school French!). This is unlike any Robin Hood you may have seen before. Of course there was only ONE Robin Hood - Errol Flynn. All others are only feeble imitations. The battle scenes were impressive. But Robin fighting with a long handled hammer??? Admittedly it was effective against the helmeted French, but, as I said, unlike any other Robin Hood. And the landing craft for the French Fleet? Did they buy discarded WWII LST's used to land our Allied Forces on Normandy Beach? Overly long, overly talky, they could have talked the French to death. Definitely a disappointment and, in my book (and my wife's) not worth seeing. At least Mel Brooks' version "Men in Tights" gave us a few laughs.

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